A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.
Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!
A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.
1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.
2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.
3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this wholefricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
A half-dwarf half-midget organism that loves eating chilli and playing games. It spends its life in solitary in its kernal when its monitor is taken away by its mother.