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Midgetness
Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011
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Midgetute • Midgette • Midgetate • Midget stew • medgetate • Midgelate • midgestuite • MIdgetdestroyer • midgetese • midgetits
Midgette
A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.
Midgette by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009
Midgetler
A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.
1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.
2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.
3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.
2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.
3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009
midgetmetalhead
midgetmetalhead by carol1991 December 9, 2009
midGETT
A half-dwarf half-midget organism that loves eating chilli and playing games. It spends its life in solitary in its kernal when its monitor is taken away by its mother.
midGETT by nibba_9_the_snitch November 19, 2019
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