Midge Hands 

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

Midge Hands by batshitcray February 22, 2015

midget hands 

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

midget hands by smartspears92 June 16, 2014