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Middle Manager 

Someone who is a generally employed to provide oversight to a group of human resources engaged at a time of company expansion - they do very little to aid in the work completed by those human resources, then they are left behind after those human resources have done the job.

Their modus operandi is to build their own management structure by retaining corporate ladder climbers and ordering the corporate gestapo to investigate anyone who is not a corporate ladder climber and is therefore a nigger.

They generally are left in place long after the expansion they were employed to provide oversight has been completed (generally by the niggers) and probably did very little to aid in. They remain there sometimes for many years continuing to bleed the organisation by outsourcing their own jobs to management consultants and generally any consultant with integrity that will play the game and ensure their position on the corporate ladder is retained.

They generally remain their until there aint no more niggers and budget to hire consultants to do their job for them. As a result they can no longer hide the fact that after multiple years and many, many positive relationships which they are known for they still don't know what the f!ck it is that they are meant to be accountable for.
Middle Manager: Corporate Gestapo I need some niggers to do my job.

Corporate Gestapo: We will create a process to find some niggers by engaging with some used car salesmen (recruitment agents).
Middle Manager by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

10% Middle Manager

In middle management when you get a new manager who thinks that they know everything and that they have great ideas (generally from their last job) and they start a bunch of them and never finish any of them. 10 ideas all stalled at 10%. In their mind it is 100 % complete and they did a good job.
The new 10% Middle Manager is a nice guy but every thing he starts he never finishes. He thinks the job is 100% complete and that he did a good job. We just call him….. “10%”.

middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.
American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
middle management by PortableBacon January 27, 2022

MIDDLE MANAGEMENT. 

It is a place where every person in the world has trouble managing perfectly or correctly due to our TEMPTATION EYES.
Look the ROOTS of many problems in our society comes down to our MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

middle management

term not expressly related to but inclusive of the type of peson adversly affected by jet lag and unable to win any type of game against anyone, but unable to admit it is down to the individual, not the misaligned sight: see also American Immigration Rules
dude, I can't believe you came late to my 21st
middle management by chevy chase August 20, 2003

Muddle Management

An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
Muddle Management by brooskitooski February 20, 2021

Muddle Management

A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
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