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Mid-Life Crisis Mobile 

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

mid, mid-life crisis 

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC

Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.
Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)

Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.

Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.

Facebook mid-life crisis 

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
Facebook mid-life crisis by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009

mid life crisis 

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.
"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

mid-life crisis book 

a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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