Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

Microwaving Bacon by Willard24 November 5, 2025

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