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Microcraving 

When for a brief moment (a few seconds) you really really crave a cigarette, and it's dizzying and usually accompanied by a strong remembering of the smell/taste, even if nobody around is smoking. It passes very fast.

This is also common for social smokers, and is the first sign of addiction starting to set in. In social smokers, the microcravings get more and more intense the longer they stay a social smoker and the more often they social smoke, until they become actual cravings and they become a full-blown smoker. If you're a social smoker who has started getting microcravings, it's basically your last chance to turn back, as this is the last stage at which quitting is easy.

For ex-social smokers who were smart enough to not get fully addicted, future exposure even months after they quit can trigger microcravings again. For example, spending an extended period of time in the smoking area of a nightclub may result in you having microcravings the next day or two.
When I was 19 and at college, I experimented with social smoking cuz everyone was doing it, but after my fifth lifetime cigarette, I started to get microcravings, these really dizzying moments of wanting a cigarette for a few seconds. The more I did it, the stronger these microcravings lasted and I realized I was actually getting addicted to smoking, so I stopped. My friend wasn't so smart, and became a 20-a-day smoker. Hanging around them was exposing me to so much second-hand smoke that my microcravings actually returned again, so I had to stop hanging out with them until they cut down.
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microcrapping 

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.
microcrapping by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.
"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
microwaving by paul read May 10, 2009

microwaving grapes 

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
microwaving grapes by question,john November 10, 2020

macro-microwaving 

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
macro-microwaving by rufusclay November 9, 2013

microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.
Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great
microwaving by Condom Ren June 20, 2022

microwaving rice 

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
microwaving rice by Spidtar February 2, 2023