Microsoft'ism 

Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.

The Priest of Microsoft'ism is the highest ranking person in the Church.

Microsoft'ism by The Priest of Microsoft'ism May 10, 2018

Microsoftist 

One who despises Microsoft because of their lack of skill in creating a game console that doesn't arrive at your house broken.

Son of a... I got the red rings for the third time in a row! I'm so Microsoftist.

Microsoftist by Anonymooseplox June 23, 2008

microsoftish 

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.

I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!

microsoftish by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011

Microsoftism 

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

Microsoftism by Fasteroid May 6, 2023