Often said by people to bully 12 year old boys with below average penises. Basically, if you know any 12 year old boys that like trump, wear neon clothes, act gay but arent gay and have a ''J'' name, make sure to remind them it's very small and nobody will ever fuck them.
''So I got fucked by Jordan last night. He has such a Micro Pp''
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)