Mid 50’s privileged Caucasian with no verifiable employment history. Can be best identifed by finely manicured skullet and low credit score. Often proud of his many great friends (of which none will spend time with him). Rumored to be related to Dr. Suess due to lyrical content about women who are not his wife. Big tipper and favors career waitress. “A regular Mickhayes"
You had a parking lot bromance with a real mickhayes...he will write a song about you and sing it to his wife.
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A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.
That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.
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