Mickhayes

Mid 50’s privileged Caucasian with no verifiable employment history. Can be best identifed by finely manicured skullet and low credit score. Often proud of his many great friends (of which none will spend time with him). Rumored to be related to Dr. Suess due to lyrical content about women who are not his wife. Big tipper and favors career waitress. “A regular Mickhayes"

You had a parking lot bromance with a real mickhayes...he will write a song about you and sing it to his wife.

Mickhayes by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021

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mickyes

an amazing fit person who you should defo ask to talk to

omg did you see mickyes over there

mickyes by yousup March 28, 2022

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Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

Machayes by thecaper June 10, 2011

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mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.

Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.

mick hayes by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021