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Mickey Rourked 

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.
The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.
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Mickey Rourke 

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.
Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)
Mickey Rourke by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009

mickey rourke 

the best movie murderer of all time.
"Is that the best you got, pussy?" Sin City
mickey rourke by zthig April 6, 2005

mickey rourke 

An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest
Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke
mickey rourke by butter biscuit October 28, 2004

mickey rourke 

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.
These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?
mickey rourke by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008
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