Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.

"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).

Michigan bank roll by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

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Michigan Bankroll

when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.

"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."

Michigan Bankroll by richbitch313 August 28, 2009

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michigan bankroll

A big bunch of dollar bills so it looks like you have more money than you really do.

Dude, look at the wad that guys flashing around!

Look again, that's a michigan bankroll. He's probably got all of 20 bucks on him.

michigan bankroll by BHerner December 26, 2009

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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