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Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
Michalynn is usually a tall girl with brown or blonde hair she is very funny loves to do makeup but is very insecure she dosent care what people think about her but she is always off and on with boys she gets decent grades and loves sports but not soccer she has many friends but about 2 really really close friends she loves to sing and have fun she is not shy at all she is also very fashionable she loves food But is very skinny she loves to watch movies and chill with her friends
There is michalynn she looks great today I love the dress she is wearing but didn’t she just break up with her boyfriend
michalynn by Bhahahahha January 9, 2018

Michaelyn 

A beautiful, sexy, brilliant girl who is always ready for a debate.

Intelligence like no other.
Loyal to her family.

Successful and real.

Not a follower but a true leader.

Hard working and independent type person.

Just as original as her name.

Analytical to the extreme.

Non materialistic.

A rare gem.
Me: Did you see Michaelyn today?

Friend: Yeah man she's at the library researching for a case, she'll meet us for a drink at 5:00
Michaelyn by hockey-fanatic November 19, 2011

Michelangelo 

The coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse
Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man
Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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