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Miami Sammy 

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
Miami Sammy by MF12321 February 18, 2009
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Mami Sammy

A Caucasian man who is attracted to Latina women. See also chica seeka.
Check out Mami Sammy over there, hitting on the Puerto Rican girls.
Mami Sammy by Lake 317 October 16, 2003