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Adjective: messed up. Can also be used as an exclamation to express annoyance or frustration at something (e.g. instead of the over-used "ffs")
I cant believe its raining. Again. Mezzop!
mezzop by mezzop July 15, 2021

mezzo finocchio

Italian slang for half a fag, a man that is acting unmanly. Usually used while breaking balls.
Vito, why you gotta act like a mezzo finocchio over that useless skank?
mezzo finocchio by Agapito Lucca January 11, 2008

mezzosexual 

Sexually attraction to mezzo-sopranos in trouser roles.
Watching Annio and Sesto seduce Vitellia and Servilia in Mozart's La Clemenza de Tito has made me into a mezzosexual.
mezzosexual by canoes November 13, 2013

mezzo-soprano

The medium female singing voice in opera and non-classical music (although in the choir, the mezzo-soprano and the contralto are lumped together as altos). The mezzo-soprano has a range of two octaves from A3 (below middle C) to A5 (just two notes short of high C). This is the most common female voice.

Situated between the soprano and contralto, the mezzo-soprano typically plays supporting roles (mothers, maidservants, friends of the heroine) as well as villainous women like the femme fatale (the saying among mezzo-sopranos and contraltos is that they play "witches, britches, and bitches").

Many pop singers are mezzo-sopranos, although the vocal subcategories used in opera are not applied to them. Examples include Madonna, Beyonce, Patti Lupone, Ethel Merman, Tori Amos, Mary J. Blige, Aretha Franklin, Jennifer Hudson, Whitney Houston (since the mid-1990s), Enya, Janet Jackson, Barbra Streisand, Alanis Morissette, and Sarah McLachlan.
Based on vocal weight/voice type, mezzo-sopranos re divided into three subtypes:

Coloratura mezzo-soprano: Light, flexible, pure, very agile and sings very ornate passages (very rare voice). Examples include Cecilia Bartoli, Marilyn Horne, and Jennifer Larmore, and Vivica Genaux.

Lyric mezzo-soprano: Light, mellow, strong and often plays trouser roles (a woman who plays boys and adolescent males) as well as perfectly feminine characters. Examples include Frederica von Stade, Anne Sophie von Otter, Tatiana Troyanos, and Katherine Jenkins.

Dramatic mezzo-soprano: Powerful, rich, warm and with a stronger (and seductive) lower range than a soprano, she is reserved for the roles of villains (temptresses, femmes fatales, witches) as well as mothers and friends of the soprano. Examples include Grace Bumbry, Dolora Zajick, Denyce Graves, Olga Borodina, and Viorica Cortez.

Mezzo-sopranos can't sing high notes as easily as sopranos (they sound appropriately wild and crazed when they do), but they get their revenge by playing some of the spiciest roles ever.
mezzo-soprano by Lorelili July 7, 2011

mezzo-tubs 

a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing
Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.

mezzofinook

From Italian meaning "half gay" or bisexual. "Mezzo" meaning half and "finook" (also known as "fanook") being the derogatory term for a homosexual. Also could be used as an insult for someone who is weak, such as a substitution for a sissy or pansy.
"I always wondered about that kid when we were in school... He always seemed kind of like a mezzofinook to me."
mezzofinook by Chop Top June 28, 2006