Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

mexican carwash

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.

I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

by keepthetruthhidden1 July 11, 2009

mexican carwash

When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.

Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.

by mexican carwash July 12, 2007

Mexican carwash

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!

by mhibma September 6, 2005

Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017