Mexican Christmas
My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.
Mexican Christmas by Matthias Brown October 19, 2010
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Mexican Christmas
While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
Mexican Christmas by Boss o neill May 6, 2021
Mexican Christmas
When two men with real sleazy spic 'staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they cum on someone's Christmas presents. It's a once a year event. Quite the spectacle if you're ever lucky enough to see one.
Hey sis, I think I can hear Dad and Santa Clause having a Mexican Christmas tonight on Christmas Eve!.... Nevermind, it's just Dad and Little Timmy... again...
Mexican Christmas by Hipster H April 21, 2011
Mexican Christmas
“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”
Mexican Christmas by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025
Mexican Christmas Party
The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.
Closely related: Dutch Oven
Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."
B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"
B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"
Mexican Christmas Party by Mariano Webster February 21, 2009
Mexican Christmas Present
A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
Mexican Christmas Present by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
Mexican Christmas Tree
Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
Mexican Christmas Tree by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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