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Mexican Carwash 

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....
José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

mexican carwash 

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.
I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

mexican carwash 

When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.
Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.

Mexican carwash 

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.
Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!
Mexican carwash by mhibma September 6, 2005

Mexican Car Wash 

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!
Mexican Car Wash by Tom K. February 6, 2005

Mexican car wash 

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
Mexican car wash by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017