The term given to a type of people which pretty much affirm themselves douchebag status. See douchebag; douche; guido; etc for added examples of pretty much the same meaning.
It is especially douche-baggy if you apply it to your middle name on facebook (even though it is really not your middle name), thereby officially confirming your douchebag status.
"See that douchebag over there with his pink shirt with popped collar and hair that looks like its been styled for at least an hour?" "Oh, you mean that mellaz?" "Yeah, that guy."
Noun (archaic)
A woman of refinement and gentle manners, who nonetheless constantly tries to be absorbed by any, and all comfortable furniture. Can often be found slouched haphazardly, wildly procrastinating while actually achieving nothing of substance. Complains constantly about the slightest interruption to her vacant schedule.
"Please don't bother yourself Melazy. I'm sure someone else will happily do your chores."
The name stands for "The greatest Valorant player in the world" "Very cool and epic person" "The best Minecraft player" and
Those fortunate enough to bear the name Melazie are often seen as death destroyer of worlds. The mere mention of Melazie sends shivers down the spines of even the bravest souls in Valorant, rumored to possess mysterious and formidable powers, capable of bending reality to their will.
They are likely (90%) a femboy and enslaves aliens.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'