The epitome of a
loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks
will root for a big market
baseball team in the biggest city in the country and
will watch them lose every game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two
loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they
will surely deny it, then proceed to run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't work, they
will then try to bring up the argument that Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about.
They
will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed history in high school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and
will always be New York's team, and the Mets
will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact.
Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team
Mets fan #1: "Ha! the
Yankees booed Giancarlo Stanton! What a stupid, classless fanbase! Worst in
baseball! LFGM!"
Mets fan #2: "Yeah but didn't we just boo
Edwin Diaz the other night?"
Mets fan #3: "Oh... But that was different"
