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metharetarded 

(n)

Pronunciation: metha-retarddded

Any person who has been up for more than 9 days, taking the rake out at 3am to make sure the roof is flooring properly.

Hereby also known as, an individual fighting with shadow people in the middle of a church parking lot on a Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning.

Once again a human being seen at Walmart in the early morning on the blood pressure monitor for about an hour.

These people should be observed carefully because they will break into your s*** fast. They're also known to leave very quickly so chasing them isn't an option unless you have a firearm.

These people will also be an excellent resource for scrap metal and stolen items, jewelry would be an excellent idea right now here in 2021.

(No offense meant to anyone with disabilities)
(Just observing the community around me)
Any person on that is raking the yard at 3:00 a.m. with a toothpick is clearly metharetarded.
metharetarded by Her Kitten December 8, 2021
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mental or physical disabilities or impairments due to excessive inhalation , injection, or consumption of methamphetamines
Excessive use of methamphetamines can cause you to become metharded,don't do drugs!
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mental or physical disabilities or impairments due to excessive inhalation , injection, or consumption of methamphetamines
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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cornholio 

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"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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