Metawank

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A.K.A. An inception wank.
To masturbate over the thought (or photograph or video) of another masturbating over yourself.

The thought of you fapping over my Facebook holiday album was so hot I just had to stroke out a metawank.

Metawank by Annie Vegas July 13, 2011

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MEKAWANK

When you're pleasuring yourself and accidentally think about metal machines capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.

Harry thinking: "Don't think about robots, don't think about robots, don't think about roboottttssssaahhhhh."

Harry: "oh fuck I just mekawanked again"

MEKAWANK by GRALICE JOKES March 2, 2022

Related Words

Metawank • megawank • Megawanka • MEKAWANK • Mega wanker • meta-want

megawank

One Million Wanks.

"My girlfriend went away to seven weeks; i had enoough for a megawank"

megawank by jsunbeam July 21, 2008

Megawanka

Plural: Megawankas
Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.

Some people are Wankers. Others are Megawankas.

Megawanka by LifeH4sNoMe4ning October 4, 2023

Megawank

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.

My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.

Megawank by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026