Metawank

A.K.A. An inception wank.
To masturbate over the thought (or photograph or video) of another masturbating over yourself.

The thought of you fapping over my Facebook holiday album was so hot I just had to stroke out a metawank.

Metawank by Annie Vegas July 13, 2011

MEKAWANK 

When you're pleasuring yourself and accidentally think about metal machines capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.

Harry thinking: "Don't think about robots, don't think about robots, don't think about roboottttssssaahhhhh."

Harry: "oh fuck I just mekawanked again"

MEKAWANK by GRALICE JOKES March 2, 2022

megawank 

One Million Wanks.

"My girlfriend went away to seven weeks; i had enoough for a megawank"

megawank by jsunbeam July 21, 2008

Megawanka 

Plural: Megawankas
Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.

Some people are Wankers. Others are Megawankas.

Megawanka by LifeH4sNoMe4ning October 4, 2023

Megawank 

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.

My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.

Megawank by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021