metrasexual 

1. one who engages in sexual activities on public transport, especially on trains in the chicagoland area.
2. one who gets all wet thinking about trains, especially commuter trains in chicago.
3. how a southern gentleman might pronounce "metrosexual."

1. hey guys, kelly blew me while we were riding home to fox lake on the train. maybe she'll fuck me if we ride the elgin line!!
2. ohmigod, i almost missed the 5:35 westbound to aurora.....wait, here it comes....ohhhh..... ooooooohhhh....... aaahhhhhhh. that was great.
3. son, what in hail do you mean, "ah'm a metrasexual, grampa?" does that mean yer one a those nancy boys from new york city?

metrasexual by earpuller April 28, 2006

metrasexual 

A female who exibits strong preferences for roles and actions typically associated with men in a patriarchial society. These women may be the breadwinners and providers in a family or may simply have a high appreciation for worldly, intellectual and personal success over nurturing babies. This may also be a woman who has a lessened appreciation for boy-craziness and barbies. Being metrasexual does not necessarily mean that a woman does not like to groom herself, although this characteristic is generally not at the forefront of her motivations or actions she brings into the world. If she indulges in excessive self-grooming, it is usually a secondary action meant to support another goal.
To take into account the concept of yin and yang; A metrasexual would be a woman with a strong yang influence to her energy. The very joy of metrasexuality is the freedom to make alternative decisions based on capability and not gender or erotic preference.

Archetypally, metrasexuals are represented by the virgin goddesses of Hestia, Artemis, Athena and the alchemical goddess Aphrodite. These are personality profiles of the female nature that does not give her will over to others. Metrasexuality has been recognized since ancient civilization. This is just our modern term we set up to coutneract the power of such narrow classifications of homo and heterosexual.

metrasexual by Julianna Devone March 22, 2004

metrasexual 

females whose primary concern is not fashion, make-up, or hair. The exact opposite of a metrosexual.

" Is that a dyke?"
" NO, it's a metrasexual!"

metrasexual by Vince Griffin December 23, 2003

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015

Metrosexual 

attraction to trains

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train

Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018

Metrosexual 

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.

Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.

Metrosexual by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017

geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009