Metal dick

A very hard and constant bone that won't go away

I have had a metal dick for the past few days! It's amazing!

Metal dick by Metal dick man September 16, 2020

Heavy Metal Dick 

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.

*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

Heavy Metal Dick by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025

Metallicked 

Being reminded for the 500th time that you weren't the first person to listen to the heavy metal band Metallica and made to feel shame (like in Slapshot) for coming a little late to the party.

I tried to relate to my Ho by rappin 'bout cool Metallica songs she turned me onto. But her superiority complex keeps me Metallicked. It's like Nothing Else Matters!

Metallicked by SlimShadee October 10, 2014

Mentaldickless 

It is a disease that affects people who suffer from a lack of sexual relations, which may lead to them contracting this disease, causing their minds to experience panic attacks.

She is harrassing me she must have mentaldickless

Mentaldickless by LordLegend February 24, 2024