mesage
mesage by Jollster/Cazmataz December 21, 2004
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sext message
An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017
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rantdumb messages
The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011
menage-a-Trump
The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).
Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004
Assignments has sent a message
When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
Assignments has sent a message by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
Message anxiety
Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.
Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.
Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
Message anxiety by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009
Word of the Day on March 23, 2011
This is my message to my master
This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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