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Merz

Pimp-One who likes the company of many "bitches" ant. skanksta
by Billy Bass October 27, 2003
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Merz

A large man, characterized by belligerence and/or sideburns.
Tim Merz
by Ken Mickles February 14, 2004
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merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.
Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?
by Steve April 7, 2005
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Allie Merz

“Hey man do you know what deyoungs quiz today is about?”

“no let me look at Allie Merz’s Quizlet
by SomeGuy7766 April 18, 2018
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Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.
Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!
by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021
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Juri Merz

Ist ein korianischer Gastarbeiter, welcher Minutenreis in 58 Sekunden kochen kann.
Juri Merz minidong tchingtsching
by Olarsch September 3, 2017
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Merz

A patently shoddy or cheaply conceived idea, item, or transaction that is undertaken with the intention to save time, money or effort with a net result of a loss of time, money and or quality. The historical etymology of the term traces back to Patrick Merz, a Lansing, MI area chef who characteristically engaged in behavior of this kind.
"Yeah, the contractor finished but used quikcrete instead of real granite- it was basically a Merz job"...."Sorry man, sounds like you've been Merzed".

"I pulled a Merz and finagled this senile old woman until she sold me the Dodge Dart for $750. Score"

"No sir, I will not gamble my inheritance for a change to win that cruise to Atlantic City. Who do you think I am, Patrick Merz?
by Franz Vanholder March 1, 2021
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