merz 

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

merz by Steve April 7, 2005

Merz 

Pimp-One who likes the company of many "bitches" ant. skanksta

Cory Merz of Cass City, Michigan United States

Merz by Billy Bass October 27, 2003

Merz 

A large man, characterized by belligerence and/or sideburns.

Tim Merz

Merz by Ken Mickles February 14, 2004

Merz 

A patently shoddy or cheaply conceived idea, item, or transaction that is undertaken with the intention to save time, money or effort with a net result of a loss of time, money and or quality. The historical etymology of the term traces back to Patrick Merz, a Lansing, MI area chef who characteristically engaged in behavior of this kind.

"Yeah, the contractor finished but used quikcrete instead of real granite- it was basically a Merz job"...."Sorry man, sounds like you've been Merzed".

"I pulled a Merz and finagled this senile old woman until she sold me the Dodge Dart for $750. Score"

"No sir, I will not gamble my inheritance for a change to win that cruise to Atlantic City. Who do you think I am, Patrick Merz?

Merz by Franz Vanholder March 1, 2021

Merz 

She's so gorgeous and funny her perspective on life is so interesting she always makes me laugh whenever I got a difficult situation

Merz is hamster

Merz by FelinebleK August 11, 2022

Merz 

New planet of the ape

Merz

Why Planet Merz Has No Vyne To Blow Up In Flames.

Merz by NewCreations September 24, 2024

Merz

A Merz (from Friedrich Merz, chancellor of Germany 2026) is a person who believes they can beat the Nazis by joining forces with them.

Person 1: "Oh I was thinking of making peace with the Skinheads nearby. We gotta stick together against Trump."
Person 2: "Motherfucker you are not beating Hitler with the Hitler youth, you fucking Merz of a person."

Merz by FckShrtPpl August 16, 2026