Definitions by FckShrtPpl
Merz
A Merz (from Friedrich Merz, chancellor of Germany 2026) is a person who believes they can beat the Nazis by joining forces with them.
Person 1: "Oh I was thinking of making peace with the Skinheads nearby. We gotta stick together against Trump."
Person 2: "Motherfucker you are not beating Hitler with the Hitler youth, you fucking Merz of a person."
Person 2: "Motherfucker you are not beating Hitler with the Hitler youth, you fucking Merz of a person."
Merz by FckShrtPpl August 16, 2026
Throw Short People Thursday
A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!
Throw Short People Thursday by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022