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Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas 

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.
Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

Merry Christmas 

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Merry Christmas by anonymous December 30, 2020

Merry Christmas 

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
Merry Christmas by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character
-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.
Merry Christler by yeyewowow October 10, 2019

Merry Christmas 

What someone says when they just had good sex
Merry Christmas by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021