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Merry Chris

Merry Chris, is a beautiful and funny girl. Though she might be an introvert but that doesn't stop her from caring on people she loves. Even though she has trouble of expressing her feelings, she tries her best to show how she express in her own ways.
by merry chris November 23, 2021
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Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.
Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018
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Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020
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Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022
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Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character
-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.
by yeyewowow October 10, 2019
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Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex
by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021
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