Merm-Aids 

acquired immune (or immuno-)deficiency syndrome: a condition, caused by a virus, in which certain white blood cells (lymphocytes) are destroyed, resulting in loss of the body's ability to protect itself against disease. Merm-Aids is transmitted by sexual intercourse, through infected blood and blood products, and through the placenta. Gay Mermen are at high risk of contracting Merm-Aids. The first known case of Merm-Aids was documented in 2005 when Ray William Johnson stuck his dick in a Blowfish. We'll miss you hootie

Don't touch Ray William Johnson, he has Merm-aids. Maybe Elton John will write a song about it.

Merm-Aids by Fat Diction August 21, 2012

mermaids kiss 

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

make some mermaids 

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

make some mermaids by Generous Doner October 16, 2011

mermaid's flannel 

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

mermaid's flannel by mad dog February 25, 2004

Mermaids 

Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.

The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.

Mermaids by latter day snail October 11, 2010

mermaids 

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

mermaids by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006

scales: mermaids are real 

A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack

p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?

p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder

p1: and a mermaid

scales: mermaids are real by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022