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"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 25, 2010
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Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.
by geofffary August 15, 2010
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Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"
by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013
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When someone gets there ass kicked
Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.
by Nic p on u June 13, 2018
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