A grown woman whose tits hang flush against her fupa which hangs flush against her cankles. In order to get some side pocket action one must toss one torn, tattered tit slice onto it’s shoulder to access the Philadelphia boxcar and therefore “side pocket.”
I got shart faced, quite literally, while accessing the poop port while I gave your granny the dirty Memaw!
Win metawin you’re so hot that i almost spit out my venti caramel frapuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles , 6 1/2 of caramel drizzle , 3 espresso shot mixed in , extra whip cream , as well as a birthday cake pop mixed in with a little bit of strawberries on top , chocolate chips , coconut flakes , 1 pump of vanilla , one pulp of hazelnut , banana slices mixed in , chocolate shavings from the bottom , cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.