someone who is knowlegable enough of the McDonalds menu that they can perform complex, on the spot, calculations giving exact totals before the cashier.

Mcdonalds worker: "hi, what can i get for you today?"

Matt: "can i get a McChicken and a Big Mac Combo, supersized and 2 double cheeseburgers on the side with a small fry"

Dan: "dude, it's gonna be $16.78"

Mcdonalds worker: "that'll be $16.78 please drive up to the first window."

Matt: "holy fuck tits!"

Dan: "i know man, it's the McMatics!"

McMatics by angesuko March 25, 2010

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memetic energy

The energy formed with the creation of memes. Specifically, when a meme is formed, a certain amount of neutral energy is split into equal parts memetic energy and normie energy.

Memetic Energy also follows the Three Laws of Memetic Energy which go as follows:

The Law of Memetic Energy's Neutralization states that Memetic Energy, when not contained within a vessel we know as a 'meme' or a 'memer', will eventually combine with free normie particles to form neutral particles.

Memetic Energy can only come from Memetic Energy, it cannot be create or destroyed, only transferred or converted

The Law of Memetic Energy Origination states that Memetic Energy cannot be created from nothing, however, it can be separated from neutral particles, creating equal amounts of normie energy and Memetic Energy.

The memetic energy formed from that meme was too great for the normies to handle.

memetic energy by Neidhardt March 26, 2017

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melatic

Used to describe an useless person who misinterprets nuance and act in a pretentious, condescendingly formal way. Any person being described as a melatic is definitely one of the most annoying human being you can ever find around you. The actions of a melatical person includes:

-being a broken record and "reposting" other people's words immediately in real life
-hitting/ slapping others while claiming that they are innocent
-trying to act cool by using and quoting 'funny' memes from centuries ago

Person 1: "Eww I feel so bad for you to have a melatic person sitting beside you during all your classes!"
Person 2: "ikr! I absolutely hate these melatics smh."
Melatic: *slaps person 1's face* "Stop being an irritant!"
Everyone else: *smh*

melatic by smhsad September 21, 2018

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memetic

adj. me·me'tic

1. Of or relating to the mind, mindfulness, or memory, specifically the cognitive functions of the brain which deal with remembering (c.f. unrelated mimetic).

From Latin, /memini/ to be mindful of from the Latin root /mem/ (c.f. Greek root /mnem/).

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adv. me·met'i·cal·ly

1. By way of the mind, mindfulness, or memory.

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n. me·me'tics

An alternate spelling of mimetics. It is a collective noun for which the same form is both singular and plural.

1. The area of study relating to viral cultural ideas that spread from person to person. C.F. meme.

From Greek /mimetikos/ good at imitating.

1. His memetic filters prevented the horrific blood and gore from invading his mind.

2. The program ran memetically through the neural network.

3. Mimetics is the study of memes.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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