MelonKnob 

The stem of a melon that is used by George Michael for anal intervention

Freddie had great fun with that melonknob last night

MelonKnob by mrphil March 3, 2021

MELONNOLEM 

wHeN yOu cOnSuMe tHe MELON aNd PrOcEeD To ShIt oUt MELON AnD tHeN YoU eAt MELON AGAIN

It seems that it is time for another MELONNOLEM

MELONNOLEM by MELONNOLEM June 10, 2020

melonjob 

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

melonjob by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

melonkoover 

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

melonkoover by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017

melonkop 

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

melonkop by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

melonnballs

Melonnballs is a great mutual on tiktok who used to post funny videos but has now retired. They used to post about the anime Hunter X Hunter and other silly content. They’re a really funny and cool person who is a great friend and deserves everything they want. They were mutuals with lots of people and are very well sweet. They were also originally known as “Goncult”.

“Hey are you mutuals with melonnballs?”
“No? Who even is that?”

“You should go follow melonnballs they’re great!”

melonnballs by anonymous November 21, 2023