The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

melonjob by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

melonkoover

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

melonkoover by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017

melonkop

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

melonkop by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

melonnballs

Melonnballs is a great mutual on tiktok who used to post funny videos but has now retired. They used to post about the anime Hunter X Hunter and other silly content. They’re a really funny and cool person who is a great friend and deserves everything they want. They were mutuals with lots of people and are very well sweet. They were also originally known as “Goncult”.

“Hey are you mutuals with melonnballs?”
“No? Who even is that?”

“You should go follow melonnballs they’re great!”

melonnballs by anonymous November 21, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026