Melgarism

A religion of worshipping Brian Melgar. Has a cult. Cult uv Melgar (CUM).

Kameron: I believe in melgarism.
Crazy Christian Dad: GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Melgarism by Melgarismworshipper June 30, 2011

Meganism 

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

Meganism by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

Melixrism 

From a distance, she may just seem like a rude Vietnamese person, but once you get to know her you will see that she is actually a very nice person and a good friend. You will never get bored when she is around. You can tell her anything, just don't expect a very intelligent reply. She is the kind of person who binge watches Minecraft, but has never actually played it.

If you're not friends with Melixrism then you're missing out

Melixrism by Connor Y#8888 March 30, 2021

melgasm

when Melody gives you an instant orgasm.

"oh god, guys. i just melgasmed. she's so rad."

melgasm by MellBell November 1, 2008

Malharism 

the act of being jewish while not being jewish. A person who practices Malharism is known as a Malhar

Dude, he's so into Malharism, just look at his jewish necklace!
I know, right! His parents are Christian!

Malharism by jewishmonster September 19, 2011

Meganism 

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.

*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.

Meganism by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010

meliorism 

only the bestest person ever. leader of the panda lovers of the world, who are trying to improve the world by eating bamboo. awesome-sauce.

meliorism is fucking amazing.

meliorism by mmeellee December 9, 2010