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Melas
a little hottie with a body. short with dark hair this guy is a frisky young tigger. with the looks to kill this guy is the next plastic struting his stuff down the hall.
he’s very beautiful, talented, smart, and most importantly, very kind. he spends a lot of his time reading and spending time with the people he cares about. He deserves the best
he’s very beautiful, talented, smart, and most importantly, very kind. he spends a lot of his time reading and spending time with the people he cares about. He deserves the best
Related Words
Melasecca • Melasathenia • melasey • melasha • melasia • Melaska • Melaskoli • melason • Melasparous • melasya
Traffic Calming Measure
This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
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Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017
melason
a noun,adjective and a verb; love; the kind of love that kills you and brings you back to life again; a roller coaster ride of emotions;happiness and energy; a certain boy a certain girl
My boyfriend is my melason.
melason by adik.ako35 February 28, 2010
megasmegma
The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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