A unit for measuring the coolness of something. The origin of this scientific unit is the animated television show Futurama. Professor Hubert Farnesworth invents a Coolometer, which uses Megafonzies as a unit for coolness.
When pointed at www.urbandictionary.com, the coolometer is give a reading of over 50 Megafonzies!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).