A unit for measuring the coolness of something. The origin of this scientific unit is the animated television show Futurama. Professor Hubert Farnesworth invents a Coolometer, which uses Megafonzies as a unit for coolness.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.