Mega Church

A church that operates way faster than any other ordinary church.

We hired a new Turbo Priest to preach in the Mega Church in our neighborhood.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Mega Church

A new term that is popping up as a result of churches buying out old stadiums and very large complexes to hold worship sermons. The first church to be named this was the Lakewood Church, who recently signed a 13 million dollar lease on the Compaq Center.

I'm insecure so i'm going down the the mega church to hang out with a bunch of other idiots so I can feel better about my life.

by epic aka the drizzle July 5, 2004

Mega Church

A Church with 2,000 or more people in attendance by weekend. A church that offers many services in addition to the worship service and is involved in social actions.

This church became a Mega Church because it wanted to be a place where people can thrive and contribute.

by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021

megachurch

A band from Portland Oregon, with crazy sermon new age hippy spazzed out electro theatrics.

Düde megachurch is playing at holocene tonight!!

by booger74 April 11, 2009

megachurch manlet

A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.

Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024