megachurch
megachurch by booger74 April 11, 2009
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A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.
Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!
megachurch manlet by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024
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I'm insecure so i'm going down the the mega church to hang out with a bunch of other idiots so I can feel better about my life.
Mega Church by epic aka the drizzle July 5, 2004
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A cluster of computers which analyzes vast amounts of information for distrubuted computing programs such as SETI@Home.
megacruncher by T Junior May 14, 2003
Mega Church
A Church with 2,000 or more people in attendance by weekend. A church that offers many services in addition to the worship service and is involved in social actions.
This church became a Mega Church because it wanted to be a place where people can thrive and contribute.
Mega Church by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021