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A metrosexual crossed with a chav. They don't quite have as much style as a normal metro but they have ditched the Burberry cap and wear the "oh so fashionable" salmon pink polo shirt. The gold chains and bright white trainers are still with them though.

Their attitude is still pretty scally but they definitly try and show what they percieve as a sensitive side to girls in the hope of getting laid.
Did you see that Metchav's lovely salmon pink polo shirt?
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Khatta Meetha 

Colloquial phrase used in the Urdu language (predominantly spoken in Pakistan and parts of India) meaning 'a little sour and a little sweet' or as we say in English 'Sweet n Sour'. People with a colorful personality are sometimes referred to as "Khatta Meetha" and are known to have big arms like gorilla and sometimes can have custom built too.
Khatta Meetha hogaya!
shit happened!

Khatta Meetha Qadiraayyyyyyyyyyy!
Qadir is sweet n sour!
Khatta Meetha by Don K Sr July 9, 2009

Meatchamber 

1. kinky term for pussy

2. Actual place where meat is stored

3. Both
"I was eatin this girl out when, out of nowhere, some Jerk Chicken slid out!"
"Dude that is the epitome of a meatchamber!'
Meatchamber by Shamcock November 8, 2010

Meetching 

To procrastinate in a manner often employing more effort and creativity than is required by the task being avoided.
"I only have to finish the reference section on my resumé and it will be ready to go, but I've been meetching all day. I baked a cake in the shape of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' party van!"
Meetching by greysky January 14, 2014
A cute nickname for a cute girl. Usually given to her because she’s unsure of what she wants and has the guy pick a cute name for her and expecting it to be anything other than Meetch.
Her: oh you pick a nickname for me and yourself
Me: no
Her: yes
Me: okay Meetch you can call me jonn
Her: bye
Meetch by _its_jon_ July 20, 2019

Double ka Meetha 

Having a double serving of bad luck. Getting the worse of worst.
Guy 1 :He got BPM in Chennai!
Guy 2 :Man, he got Double ka Meetha

Guy 1 :My car broke down after my date stood me up.
Guy 2 :Shit that's double ka meetha.
Double ka Meetha by Anirudh51 January 13, 2011