Meetha

1. A bath fairy, a harpy like creature.
2. An overweight, middle-aged mother, antithesis of a M.I.L.F; a jabba
3. A female incubus; the bane of all bengali children.
4. Sag's mum

Sags: Damn, she was so good last night.
Me: What was her name?
Sags: I didn't catch it, Meetha? Man i was gone...
Me: Dude...you know thats your mum???!
Sags: *Sobbing* Don't lookatmeh, I'm sooo disggruuuceful.

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Khatta Meetha

Colloquial phrase used in the Urdu language (predominantly spoken in Pakistan and parts of India) meaning 'a little sour and a little sweet' or as we say in English 'Sweet n Sour'. People with a colorful personality are sometimes referred to as "Khatta Meetha" and are known to have big arms like gorilla and sometimes can have custom built too.

Khatta Meetha hogaya!
shit happened!

Khatta Meetha Qadiraayyyyyyyyyyy!
Qadir is sweet n sour!

by Don K Sr July 9, 2009

Double ka Meetha

Having a double serving of bad luck. Getting the worse of worst.

Guy 1 :He got BPM in Chennai!
Guy 2 :Man, he got Double ka Meetha

Guy 1 :My car broke down after my date stood me up.
Guy 2 :Shit that's double ka meetha.

by Anirudh51 January 13, 2011

Methamatics

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Metehan

A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.

Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!

Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!

Girl 1: I want a piece as well!

by Immortaltreeant January 30, 2020

Metehan

Metehan is a common masculine Turkish given name. In Turkish, "Mete" means "brave", "galahad", "hero", "valiant", and/or "gallant".

A: The force held out bravely against their enemy's attacks.
B: Like Metehan's army!

by helvaselva January 30, 2020

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017