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MeetMarisa 

IMHO a MeetMarisa is a wannabe SWer. She pretends to have so much experience even though no man has seen her naked since the Bush administration. She steals models photos and cuts the head off and pretends that it's her in the picture even though she's maybe 80lbs heavier. Her claim for why she's cut off her head is that she had cancer and didn't look her best. While she does this to professional stolen photos, she takes plenty of horrid selfies, her makeup application looks like restaurant crayons gang banged her face, sloppy bukkake style, She uses pimeyes to dox and stalk and harass actual escorts who are successful and attractive. Like the troll she is, she lurks in the coldest corner of her aging father's garage taking calls for phone sex. Her pussy is reminiscent of a month old chipped ham sandwich that has been shoved under the seat of a hoarder's filth covered car. She's known to roam the local dog park, scarring children and adults alike by wearing short dresses and no panties and bending over exposing her rusty balloon knot asshole and withered roast beef pussy to all who go there. Even the dogs avoid her. She's extremely racist and transphobic and goes on twitter to try to hire people to beat down trans individuals.

Netflix should do a documentary about her called "Surviving Marisa Marco" the ultimate catfish and con. learn more about her by following any of her social media accounts on Twitter MeetMarisa , Lionazzbitch , or MeetMarisa1
OMG! Did you see what MeetMarisa is posting about on Twitter?? It's like she has no life and is an actual slob kebob! Wow! That photoshop was so horrendous the room is curved around her and her left eye is floating off the side of her face. She needs a social media manager to take her phone away. Whew!
MeetMarisa by MeetMarisa December 27, 2023
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026