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MeetMarisa 

IMHO a MeetMarisa is a wannabe SWer. She pretends to have so much experience even though no man has seen her naked since the Bush administration. She steals models photos and cuts the head off and pretends that it's her in the picture even though she's maybe 80lbs heavier. Her claim for why she's cut off her head is that she had cancer and didn't look her best. While she does this to professional stolen photos, she takes plenty of horrid selfies, her makeup application looks like restaurant crayons gang banged her face, sloppy bukkake style, She uses pimeyes to dox and stalk and harass actual escorts who are successful and attractive. Like the troll she is, she lurks in the coldest corner of her aging father's garage taking calls for phone sex. Her pussy is reminiscent of a month old chipped ham sandwich that has been shoved under the seat of a hoarder's filth covered car. She's known to roam the local dog park, scarring children and adults alike by wearing short dresses and no panties and bending over exposing her rusty balloon knot asshole and withered roast beef pussy to all who go there. Even the dogs avoid her. She's extremely racist and transphobic and goes on twitter to try to hire people to beat down trans individuals.

Netflix should do a documentary about her called "Surviving Marisa Marco" the ultimate catfish and con. learn more about her by following any of her social media accounts on Twitter MeetMarisa , Lionazzbitch , or MeetMarisa1
OMG! Did you see what MeetMarisa is posting about on Twitter?? It's like she has no life and is an actual slob kebob! Wow! That photoshop was so horrendous the room is curved around her and her left eye is floating off the side of her face. She needs a social media manager to take her phone away. Whew!
MeetMarisa by MeetMarisa December 27, 2023
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