A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible
people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then
literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged
bald pointy
head that looks
like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on
alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it
may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much
like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".
"And as Xerion sailed to the island of Xramos, he came upon 2 Medbards, glaring at them with their
two big black eyes, and giant penis looking
heads, waiting to attack him, and mind manipulate him, with their fabricated adventure stories, only to lure Xerion into the
cave and destroy him.