Medward
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Megward the Wizard
A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.
Common examples of Megward the Wizard:
Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
Megward the Wizard by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015
Related Words
medwards • medard • Madward • Medardo • Medbard • megward • Megward the Wizard • Mr Edwards • ms edwards • Med Card
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Medardo
Medardo by Blame it on Tom July 23, 2011
Medbard
A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged bald pointy head that looks like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".
"And as Xerion sailed to the island of Xramos, he came upon 2 Medbards, glaring at them with their two big black eyes, and giant penis looking heads, waiting to attack him, and mind manipulate him, with their fabricated adventure stories, only to lure Xerion into the cave and destroy him.
Medbard by Me wife is fucking stupid November 30, 2019
Madward
A combination of Maddie and Edward the Vampire. Mad-from Maddie and Ward-Edward.
Another name like this is Muis a combo of someones name that starts w. M and Luis. If ur nam e is Maddie then b happy becuase ur couple name w. Edward Cullen is...MADWARD!
Another name like this is Muis a combo of someones name that starts w. M and Luis. If ur nam e is Maddie then b happy becuase ur couple name w. Edward Cullen is...MADWARD!
"MADWARD!!!!!!"
"Did u kill Shkae It again?"
"Maybe...but thats not the point!"
"Then what is it, if u r swimming in that pool get out now!!!"
"I don't think so and it has an ISLAND!!!!!!"
"Wow, BLONDE MOMENT!I'm glad I have my Bucket"
"And u say I'm stupid"
"Did u kill Shkae It again?"
"Maybe...but thats not the point!"
"Then what is it, if u r swimming in that pool get out now!!!"
"I don't think so and it has an ISLAND!!!!!!"
"Wow, BLONDE MOMENT!I'm glad I have my Bucket"
"And u say I'm stupid"
Madward by Money Money Money is love February 10, 2010
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