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melnikov 

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.
"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"
melnikov by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Zoya Melnikova 

Zoya Melnikova is the coolest person in existence and deserves to rule the world as the official dictator of the people's republic of earth
Zoya Melnikova is a great supreme leader
Zoya Melnikova by Zoya Melnikova February 9, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.
Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026