Medford, NJ 

A town where jay walking and bike riding without helmets has run rampid. Police have done much in an effort to solve this problem, however when the police where making thier efforts to rid the town of these unthinkable crimes, an rebel bike gang took over the town and started running rampid. This biker gang called themselves the dope heads on mopeds. A rival gang named the "MLP" moved in to the nieghboring town of medford lakes. Ever since medfords dope heads on mopeds started feeling the pressure that the MLP influence had on nieghboring communitys, Medford started living by thier land mark We aren't snobs we are just better than you. The best was yet to come, King CraigK moved into a community near by and all the women had sex with him and the word quickly spread about the size of his dong and more people moved to the area. Medford lakes even became a resort town where desperate house wives would go to escape life for a while and get there bang on.

Medford, NJ has challenged cops

Medford, NJ by ckennedy August 2, 2008

medford nj 

Lived here my whole freaking life. 99.7% white and rich, with badass kids and cars at Shawnee High School. Defentially the most roudiest town you will ever party at. Who's football coaches give them a leeway to party? Ours do! Oh yeah in the school locker room. Two parts, rich and richer. Beach houses for everyone wether its in OC or LBI. Whats the only town where their football team can win 12-0? Medford. What goes down at theese crazy parties? What else, anything you can imagine.

Too many examples.........

medford nj by local who knows whats up May 13, 2005

Medford,NJ 

Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.

Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.

Medford,NJ by allison April 14, 2005

Medford,NJ 

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.

White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.

Medford,NJ by Jay March 17, 2005

Medford,NJ 

a town full of rich white people. A lot of spoiled kids who get what ever the hell they want and never hear the word "NO". you might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the big houses you know there is some drugs rolling around and sluts on every corner.

The spoiled shawnee students.

Medford,NJ by a pseudonym March 9, 2005

Medford,NJ 

This place is the worste. Everyone who live hear is white and tries to be black. Every one is filthy rich and really jewish about money.

1. Drugs are more common in Medford that in camden, philly, Newark, and South America combined.

2.the girls are all wanna be sluts, that try way to hard.

3. Dont ever move here it is horrible

Medford,NJ by metro-man March 17, 2005