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meatload 

The condition of having too much cock in the mouth.
Because of Yosef’s meatload, he was unable to breath and passed out, whereupon cocks were drawn on his forehead.
meatload by PoopsMcG January 15, 2009
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meatload 

1. blow job
2. miss-spelling of meatloaf.
'dude. that chick just took a meatload.'
(typing) 'are you going to the bat out of hell meatload tour?'
meatload by Jiggins April 30, 2005

meatload 

A tastey delight that comes out of ones anus that could resemble meatloaf. Its taste depends on what the person who created the meatload ate 6-8 hours prior to the birth of the meatload.
Whats for dinner mom?- Jill
MEATLOAD!!- Mother (Debbie
meatload by Jennnnnnnnnnnny D August 11, 2006

Meatload 

Precise definitions vary, but it is generally accepted as "an overtly sexual act or part of anatomy, especially the male anatomy."
"GIRLS HAVE MEATLOADS?!!?!!"
Meatload by solidshadows December 14, 2012

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

The Meatloaf 

Something Will Ferrell's character wanted in the film Wedding Crashers.
"MA, THE MEATLOAF!! FUCK!!!"
The Meatloaf by Godzilla himself February 6, 2012

meatloaf bukkake 

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person
Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
meatloaf bukkake by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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