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meat sheets 

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature
i pounded the meat sheets last night
meat sheets by fulton89 January 19, 2006

Meat Sheets 

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers
I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother
Meat Sheets by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

meat sheet 

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.
"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."
meat sheet by desertfrog May 4, 2006

Sheet meat 

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
Sheet meat by Zonal K September 10, 2019

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.
Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak
Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026