Meat sheets 

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

Meat sheets by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

meat sheets 

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature

i pounded the meat sheets last night

meat sheets by fulton89 January 19, 2006

Meat Sheets 

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

Meat Sheets by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

meat sheet 

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

meat sheet by desertfrog May 4, 2006

Sheet meat 

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

Sheet meat by Zonal K September 10, 2019

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017