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meat and two veg 

(UK slang)
mens gentials
youwch, me meat and two veg!
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meat and two veg 

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)
He got his meat and two veg out
meat and two veg by IanM September 14, 2003

Meat and two veg 

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg
Meat and two veg by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

meat and two veg 

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Meat and Two Veg 

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋
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