Definitions by IanM

porker 

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

porker by IanM May 17, 2006

meat and two veg 

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

meat and two veg by IanM September 14, 2003

pub 

Short for public house (an English term for a bar, or place that serves alcohol)

Fancy coming down the pub for a beer

pub by IanM September 14, 2003

cob 

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)

I was starving, so I ate a sausage cob

cob by IanM September 14, 2003

knuckle head 

Someone of limited intelligence and with a mean nature. Who prefers using their knuckles/fists, to using their head.

That doorman looks a real knuckle head

knuckle head by IanM September 14, 2003

twitchel

Northern English term for a short footpath or side entrance

I rode my bike down the twitchel

twitchel by IanM September 14, 2003

slap 

Make up, especially when applied very thickly (because it's slapped on). See also "Slapper"

It took her half an hour to put her slap on.

slap by IanM September 14, 2003