IanM's definitions

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 17, 2006

pub

Short for public house (an English term for a bar, or place that serves alcohol)

Fancy coming down the pub for a beer

by IanM September 14, 2003

cob

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)

I was starving, so I ate a sausage cob

by IanM September 14, 2003

knuckle head

Someone of limited intelligence and with a mean nature. Who prefers using their knuckles/fists, to using their head.

That doorman looks a real knuckle head

by IanM September 14, 2003

twitchel

Northern English term for a short footpath or side entrance

I rode my bike down the twitchel

by IanM September 14, 2003

slap

Make up, especially when applied very thickly (because it's slapped on). See also "Slapper"

It took her half an hour to put her slap on.

by IanM September 14, 2003

brown noser

Someone who kisses/licks a person's arse (and so gets a brown nose)

verb: That Julian is a real brown noser
adj: I've got to do some brown nosing with the boss

by IanM September 14, 2003