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Meat Off 

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
Meat Off by stackin2high January 23, 2025
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your sucking the meat off his penis 

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

Meat is off the bone 

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.
Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”

fat off meat head 

a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape
me. look at that fat off meat head!!!
liam. :( leave me alone
fat off meat head by dale and rick September 1, 2005

off the meat rack 

Something really pimp, cool, tight, sweet.
Scott Wilson's skills are off the meat rack.
off the meat rack by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

Get Off this Meat 

1.) Used in the first person when putting in work or seeing someone put in work in anything competitive, such as sports or video games.

2.) Used to put abruptly somebody down

3.) just a general rule, this phrase can be used very vaguely. If you dont understand, or just don't like this phrase you can GET OFF DIS MEAT!
1.) "OOH Shaq just brought the house down! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"

2.) Ratchet: "Stop ignoring me! By the way when are we hanging out?"

You:"Bitch, Get off this meat."

3.) "Did i just finish first in Fun Run again?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!"

4.)"BOOOOM! Did you just see Jadeveon Clowney's hit?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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