Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.

Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.

by Cx2UR January 14, 2009

Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018