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Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder 

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

Meat Grinder 

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.
Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.
Meat Grinder by Aguywhosbeenthere September 7, 2012

Yucatan Meat Grinder 

Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"

meat grinder 

a blow job given by a girl with braces
damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.
meat grinder by Teddy June 4, 2004

meat grinder 

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.
Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.
meat grinder by Blowfish August 15, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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